On the 12th day of the new Congress, you can expect to see…
12 boring speeches,
11 conspiracy theories,
10 hearings on steroids,
9 attempts at amnesty,
8 attacks on religion,
7 shots at impeachment,
6 cut-and-run bills,
5 security leaks!!
4 new spending measures,
3 emerging scandals,
2 pointless comissions,
and a power trip from Speaker Pelosi..