Pick you favorite caption!

1. “Why did I marry her? Why didn’t I just put a loaded gun in my mouth?
Why God, Why?”

2. “Holy crap, look at that butt. Somewhere, a semi-truck is missing its
‘Oversized Load’ sign.

3. “Somewhere, there’s two fat girls naked in a hot tub and I’m stuck here
listening to her jabber on about health care.

4. “Sheesh, Rush is soo right - She does sound like Nurse Ratchett!”

5. “Does that woman never shut up?”

6. “Wow!! I could’a had a V8!!”